People Share Hilarious Stories About the Dumbest People They Have Ever Met

We all have lapses in our knowledge, whether it’s not keeping up with current events or not being the best spellers.

But some people really let the world pass them by without taking in any knowledge that could help them out.

These people have gone well beyond pulling on a door that says push, and others have been around to catch them in the act of being absentminded.

Even though some of these people have lost jobs, friendships and opportunities because of their brainless actions, they didn’t even realize that they were the daft ones in the situation.

Maybe they’ll get a clue after their clever friends catch on to their dumb ways!

She is Untrainable

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We hired a girl a couple of years ago. I told her where the manager’s office was during her first day on the job.

On her second day, she asked me where the manager’s office was again, so I walked her to the door. On the third day, she asked me where it was yet again.

At this point, it was pretty obvious that something was wrong. Our manager chewed out the girl who trained our new recruit for not teaching her the job properly. In response, the trainer pulled out her phone and showed the manager a picture of the new girl wearing the uniform backwards, saying,

“Look at this. This is untrainable.” The new girl got fired about three weeks later for stealing the product: she thought she just got it for free whenever she wanted as an employee.

Story credit: Reddit /Onomatopaella

She's Not Sure What Her Boyfriend's Name is

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I worked with this girl last summer who was beyond dumb. At first it was amusing, but then it just got really sad.

We were talking about Nelson Mandela being really sick and she said, “Well I sure hope she’ll be ok, her music is so good!”

She also struggled to answer when asked what her boyfriend’s name was. Which, when we found out his name, was incredible. She said, “

I can’t really pronounce it, so I just call him Mike. He spells it like M I C H A E L.”

Story credit: Reddit /_Gno_

Need I Say More?

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A friend of mine thought that France was in Canada. Need I say more?

Story credit: Reddit /CanNotAdult

Glad I Could Help!

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My sister in-law once called me to ask, “How long is 90 days?” I awkwardly replied “…3 months?” She said “Thanks” and hung up.

Glad I could help, I guess!

Story credit: Reddit /MrRabinowitz